wanna lose weight? eat this ugly fucking nipple egg u piece of shit
that is the most relevant thing Rita Ora has done with her career
I will defend my favorite band member faster than myself
I’m on a new diet called don’t fucking look at me
don’t click play.
long-distance friendships are terrible because you can’t meet up with them whenever you want and hang out on any given day which is why when i’m president i’m relocating the entire human population into a 10,000,000 story skyscraper that also acts as a bridge from earth to the moon which comes with the added benefit of swinging the moon around like a fucking mace, god damn it’s gonna look so cool. what was i talking about